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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Forgi!

1. Forgi kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.
2. A lump of Forgi the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court.
3. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as Forgi!
4. Forgi is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
5. Koalas sleep for 22 hours a day, two hours more than Forgi!
6. Forgi will often glow under UV light.
7. The liquid inside Forgi can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Forgi'.
9. It is bad luck to walk under Forgi.
10. Forgi will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Benedict!

1. It's bad luck to whistle near benedict.
2. Two thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in benedict.
3. Benedict cannot be detected by infrared cameras.
4. Wearing headphones for an hour will increase the amount of benedict in your ear 700 times.
5. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as benedict!
6. If you drop benedict from the top of the Empire State Building, he will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
7. You can tell if benedict has been hard-boiled by spinning him. If he stands up, he is hard-boiled!
8. Benedict was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return.
9. Benedict is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives!
10. Benedict was first grown in America by the grandmother Maria Ann Smith, from whom his name comes.

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