Thursday, September 06, 2007

Benedict Needs

Hey

Shamus Young of Twenty-Sided-Tale fame suggests typing "(your name) needs" into google and seeing what the top ten hits are.

  1. Benedict needs to declare the fruitfulness and the multiplication as Mission Accomplished
  2. Benedict needs to stop backing Republicans
  3. Benedict needs someone to preview his speeches
  4. Benedict "needs a Benelli"
  5. Benedict needs a large space to address punters of the sort who don't normally frequent the joint
  6. Benedict needs major help in the exercise of public relations and diplomacy
  7. Benedict needs a few lessons in manners
  8. Benedict needs to learn from his error and make peace!
  9. Benedict needs to get in front of a camera again and apologize
  10. Benedict needs to sell homes the way some people need coffee in the morning

Guess which one isn't about Joseph Ratzinger?

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2 Comments:

At September 06, 2007 9:45 PM, Blogger lumpkin said...

Rachel & Lumpkin need all sorts of things (coffee, prayers etc) but forgi doesn't need anything. I think that's rather Zen.
:P

 
At September 11, 2007 9:36 PM, Blogger Josh said...

Josh needs to continue to add muscle so that he can bang underneath with big men. guh???

Josh needs you!

Josh needs a lot of help keeping his mind off of his ex Scarlett Johansson =(

 

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