Wednesday, February 22, 2006

wedding - the out-takes!

I just found out that the photographer didn't delete all those extra photos which weren't in the proof, he left them on th CD! Obviously brides are sensitive creatures and don't wish to see themselves like this...
except for freaks like me, who find it FAR too amusing not to share this with the world.
: )



This photo is still copyright Art Atelier.

Please post captions in the comments section!

Friday, February 17, 2006

Envir-o-mental!

This is a little rant warning - I've been meaning to have a little rant about my environmental peeves here, so this is going to be it.

Packaging: In Aus biscuits come in a silly little tray in a plastic wrapping, I think this is more packing that needed. HERE biscuits come in the tray then plastic then a BOX!! The worst example of over-packaging was when I bought some ginger and lemon tea. We used to get this all the time in the Wattle St house and it came in a box. This box looked different so I thought that it might be individual tea bags, maybe even the kind in little paper wrappers but when I took the plastic (1) off the box (2) the little individual paper wrapped tea-bags (3) were wrapped in plastic in sets of five (4)!!!!
(OTOH I already mentioned the milk in bags, which at least creates less landfill).

Power use: So far pretty much all the people I have talked to have no control over the heating in their apartments (i.e., there is no thermostat) so they all OPEN A WINDOW so as not to expire!! (We had our landlord look at our heater and he showed us how to turn it basically off over night when the weather isn't too cold).
Many of the houses around here also seem to leave their lights on all night. WHY? So people can see how nice their place is? So they don't feel so bad when they have to get up and it's still dark? Global warming anyone?

Buying things: It seems to be hard to find things like recycled loo paper, and low impact detergents unless you go to a hippy store (which we sometimes do : ). Some of the things are actually recycled or whatever but it's really hard to find that information out!

Recycling: They do have recycling here but you have two identical blue boxes one of which should have your paper and one of which should have glass, plastic tins etc. If you put paper in with the other things they don't take the recycling away!

On the up side people generally do seem to make pretty good use of public transport, and the Uni is looking into recycling green waste and using less salt on the roads. And we have a strange assortment of organic veggies to keep us happy (we're still not quite sure what a rutabaga is, but we know we've had some nice kale : ).

love lumpkin

P.S there was some confusion about which one was lumpy and which lumpkin. I would have thought you could figure it out but here's brief recap (as always avoiding names to protect the... well, us I guess ; ).
Lumpkin is busy with work, but writes poetry and is overly addicted to exclamation marks and smilies.
Lumpy does not currently work but has a camera and writes funny quizzes.

The story of how the names came about is that I (lumpkin) apparently started calling lumpy "lumpy" because lumpy was often still snuggled in a nice warm lump in bed when I was already up in the morning. I only learned last week that I was named lumpkin out of revenge! (I thought it was sweet before...). Did that completely fail to make sense? Well then, you should have NO doubt as to which one is which (as long as you remember I have a family history of nonsensical nicknames ; )

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Critters

So far we have seen mostly squirrels (which I still find fascinating), but I thought I would also give an idea of the birds and the things we haven't seen.

I have also seen
Canadian Geese (lots and lots and lots of them...),
sparrows (wearing their extra fluffy underwear and looking twice as fat as the kind we have in Australia),
an owl (which was very large, but I didn't get a good look at)
Gulls (again, can't see in detail)
some kind of large bird of prey
A cardinal (B pointed this out it was very exciting).

We haven't seen the Raccoons who have apparently decided our roof is a good place to sit and GROWL! When I first heard this noise I thought there were bears in the living room (I was meditating at the time) and I went and woke Ben up! I also heard some scrabbling and we told our neighbour who said we should tell the land-lord because it was probably squirrels in the walls. The landlord came and looked and said that there had been Raccoons sitting on the roof by the chimney (they like to do this to keep warm) and there was nothing we could do about it. Several people I asked said that Raccoon don't growl... But I've been searching the web this morning to try and verify that because there are a couple of very angry (and/or randy) animals on my roof snuggled up to the chimney!

So far I haven't been able to find a match for the growling sound I heard, but I did find a few other ones which were similar to the other shriller sound (perhaps I had a raccoon and a bear? ; P )

http://www.fcps.k12.va.us/StratfordLandingES/Ecology/mpages/raccoon.htm
http://www.terrierman.com/soundspage.htm

I hope they start purring soon instead!

Friday, February 10, 2006

Quiz: Canadian Road Signs

Walking around the block, I've noticed some very strange road signs around here, some of which I had to look at several times before I knew what they meant. As such, I've taken some more photos, and you can guess what each sign means!

1. This sign says:

A. No stopping.
B. No phantom octagons.
C. Neighbourhood watch. No shady characters with angular features.
D. No Ultimate Fighting Championship matches.





2. This sign says:

A. Avoid the drink while driving, literally.
B. If you are approaching the Black Knight (notice his totally black coat-of-arms), overtake him on the right - he has a blind spot there and won't see you sneaking up on him.
C. Drinking then driving reduces your ability to drive in a straight line.
D. Keep right of median strip.



3. This sign says:


A. Speed hump ahead.
B. Mutant camels used as speed humps in this area.
C. Danger! Flood zone.
D. Danger! Acoustically resonant area. Sopranos, mind your expensive wine glasses.



4. This sign says:


A. Street party! No olds allowed.
B. Street party! Maximum capacity of street is 40 people, enforceable by law due to risk of street collapse. Please queue behind the line and have your ID ready to show to the bouncer (to make sure you're not old).
C. Maximum speed limit 40kph.
D. Maximum speed limit 40mph.


5. This sign says:

A. Trucks may turn left or right or continue at intersection.
B. Trucks must split load into three at intersection. No favouritism for rich neighbourhoods.
C. Oil geysers in area. Keep a tanker handy in case you find one.
D. Fugitive truck wanted by Greenpeace for environmental vandalism - knocking over a fire hydrant causing significant water wastage. Please contact Greenpeace if you witnessed the incident.


6. This sign says:

A. No parking on left between 2am and 6am after the 16th of each month. No parking on right any time.
B. No parking on left between 2am and 6am any day, and no parking any time after 16th of each month. No parking on right any time.
C. No parking on left or right between 2am and 6am, and no parking on left or right after 16th of each month.
D. No peeing on left at certain times and days. No peeing on right ever. The city has standards to maintain, don't you know!

7. This sign says:

A. Road tyre graffiti encouraged as part of city youth initiative. Be creative!
B. Slippery when wet.
C. Avoid swerving due to risk of head becoming separated from shoulders, even momentarily.
D. Take corner carefully. If you have a bowling ball in the back seat of the car, duck!


8. This sign says:

A. Stop sign ahead.
B. Entering Flying Octagon Nature Park. Please have park entry fee ready. Don't forget to look up!
C. Ultimate Fighting Championship spectators this way to ringside.
D. Neighbourhood watch. Beware of shady characters with angular features, thought also to be spreading communist propaganda.



The first correct set of answers received will win their choice of a luxury yacht, a private jet, or a lifetime subscription to the Flying Octagon Nature Park of Dundas. Please email solutions to haha@notarealemail.com

Adios muchachos!

Thursday, February 02, 2006

Oot and Aboot in Dundas

Hi!

Here are some photos of Dundas. There are some interesting old buildings around the place that I think are worth showing. I took a walk around the block today and took some happy snaps.

On Cross St, one intersection away from King St, is St Paul's church. (Does the 'St' make it a catholic church?) Not as impressive as some churches of course, but when you're from Canberra where few buildings are much older than 50 years, you notice anything that looks remotely "vintage". It's kinda nice to pass this on the walk to King Street.

If you want to follow where we are on a map, try using Google Local. It's a feature of Google that works in North America (and where else in the world? let us know if Google Local works in your area, I don't think it works in Aus yet). Go to www.google.ca, type in "King St W & York Rd, Dundas, ON" and hit the Local button instead of doing a regular search. You should get a map of central Dundas. (I'm trying to avoid giving our address on this blog, but if you know our address it should be pretty straightforward to see where we are - we're on the north side of the road ;-)

Next, here's the intersection of King and Cross, looking west along King St. King is the main drag in Dundas - most of the relevant shops are on King rather than being on Main (which also happens to meet King at this intersection). In picture is the Carnegie Gallery (white building - haven't been inside yet), the office of recently ousted federal member for ADFW (Ancaster - Dundas - Flamborough - Westdale riding) Russ Powers. He hasn't got around to taking the "MP" down from next to his name just yet...

Walking half a block up King, we come to some of our favourite shops. The Horn of Plenty is a converted cinema and you can still see the box office out the front. There's quite a lot of space inside for what started out as a health food shop. To the right is Cumbrae's organic butcher (black) and Picone's grocer (green). Picone's has some items we can't find anywhere else, like fresh basil that isn't brown, dry biscuits that aren't loaded with sugar, and the heretofore unknown Scottish breakfast tea. The shop with the red sign is a sports shop, which appears to sell mostly ice hockey sticks.

A block up King is the post office building which has a clock tower. It's now used for sorting the mail and isn't open to the public (note the fence around the perimeter, probably erected to discourage the homeless, but really making the place quite ugly and unfriendly).

There is continuous development and commerce along King St pretty much until you reach the escarpment. The Google map shows a freight train route, which runs along the side of the escarpment about half way up. It is a good indicator of where the escarpment is, at least for the north side of Dundas. At the top of the escarpment to the West is Flamborough, to the South is Ancaster. Dundas is surrounded on 3 sides (north, west, south) by the escarpment, and joins on to Westdale in the east where the university is. Development is more-or-less continuous between the towns, and in fact all of these towns are officially part of Hamilton now, where central Hamilton is further east beyond Westdale. We estimate Hamilton (including our area) is between 200,000 and 500,000 people based on what we've learned from the recent election (four electorates, and our electorate has 100,000+ registered voters).

Here's an Otto-man bus - yes they really do look like this - and swarms of these can be seen going around the place a bit before 3pm each day. When you look at them side on, there is a really long overhang at the back of the bus, maybe 4 or 5 rows of seats worth. It looks like if you got enough people together at the back of the bus, it would flip up like a skateboard. If they are rear-wheel-drive, you could probably drop the clutch and do a wheelie!

There is more of Dundas to the south and also to the north (before you hit the escarpment). On the corner of Main St and York Rd, a block south from King St, is the Town Hall. Amongst other things there is a public office where I picked up one of Hamilton's "blue bins" for recycling. They're trying to push recycling here, but I'm not sure how well it's catching on. The blue bins are crates, rather than full size rubbish bins, that would be full if you put say 4 pizza boxes in them. On the other hand, they collect every week, and they do special collections throughout the year, from old furniture to discarded Christmas trees.

If I turn around on the corner of Main and York and look north up York, I see what's in the next photo. This is a reasonably typical Dundas street, with individual houses and high rise apartments built right next to each other in haphazard fashion. (Remember, I grew up in a town that was planned from conception!) The apartment blocks like the brown building on the left are pretty common around the place. Yes, they're ugly, but the fact that they increase the population density around here is good because there's a half decent chance of hanging on to good shops and public transport.

The day is pretty dreary today, overcast. But that means it isn't freezing. It's 6 degrees when early February might be 10 degrees less in your average winter.

This last photo is looking up the stream toward York Road running north (right) - south (left). You can just make out a road railing (look for a silver line) in the top right of the picture. This is Helen Street which runs up and across a small ridge and ends at the Cemetery further along York Road. I found that this makes for quite a nice walk, and I'm looking forward to further exploring the views in the area.

Well, that's a short tour of the centre of Dundas. I'll have to go back and get a shot of King Street at night when they turn the lights on - very pretty. And if it ever snows again, it'll probably be even prettier! It has snowed seriously once since we've been here - twice at a stretch if you count the meagre covering we got in early Jan.

So long, and watch this space!